Fourteen bucks?! Bugger that!
Oh my God, Hoyts has put up its movie prices to fourteen-bloody-dollars for a student!!!
This is ridiculous, are they insane? As if there are not enough reasons to download films illegally already. Geez, if I didn’t sneak in my own lollies, my bank account would be bled dry.
This is an injustice. Let’s start a petition for all the disgruntled tight-fisted film-goers that share my disgust. We need to send someone down there to harass those pimply-faced bastards who think they can get away with this. Who do they think they are? Someone needs to chase them with a microphone and demand some answers. Stick a camera in there face and tell them to apologise for what they’ve done. Where’s Anna Coren when you need her?
And to add insult to injury this week, some inconsiderate nerd I share my internet with has used the entire download limit so now I can’t even check my emails, let alone download films in protest of the ridiculous price rise. And some other hungry criminal keeps stealing fruit from me, how rude. I mean really, that’s like stealing from the homeless.
I feel like I’m surrounded by thieves and fiends trying to ruin my week before it even begins. So if you see a bitter, snarling, malnourished figure grumping through the streets I suggest you ignore me, and if the fruit thief is reading this… I’m onto you so watch out.
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